My full rant on One Direction
If you have stumbled upon this post, you are about to read MY opinion. If you can’t respect my opinion, then fuck you.
I have a problem with
3 things 4 things about One Direction. The fans, the music, the boys, and them in general. Let my rant begin!
I hate everything about the fans. There is a VERY small percentage of the fans that don’t make me want to shoot myself in the head. The whole directioner, directionator shit needs to stop, seriously. If you like One Direction, whether it is because of their faces, music, or some other reason, you are a FAN. People shouldn’t be getting hate because they don’t know every fucking unnecessary fact about them. Why would you ever tweet ‘Kill Directionators’? Would you really go to the extent of KILLING someone because they don’t know everything about them? Because that is just fucking stupid. Another thing I hate about the fans is how they treat people that don’t like One Direction. I’ve seen hate blogs get death threats and random ass hate just because they have a fucking opinion. They say “Why do you even hate. You’re just wasting your life with this stupid blog.” Um, BITCH who the fuck are you to determine what I do with my life? I can do whatever the fuck I want to with my blog, that’s why it’s MY blog. Nobody asked you to come here, then leave hate? Right now, you seem like the dumb one here. And,
my last reason for why I hate the fans is how they defend the boys for EVERYTHING they do. Louis is a rude ass bitch, they say it’s being sassy, or a diva. Someone tells them about rating the fans, they don’t give a fuck. One Direction can say that they hate every fan, and they would still defend them. To One Direction fans that think they have a chance, no. You will never date them. You don’t have a chance. I may sound a bit harsh, but it’s fucking true. When you meet them, they’ll probably rate you, point out every flaw you have, then laugh about you later. It’s fucking true, stop being so fucking oblivious to facts! One Direction is not fucking perfect, you need to realize that. You people excuse them for being assholes, and their heads get bigger each time you do!
One Direction’s music is absolute shit. Now, before you say “u only no wmyb, directionator!” I’ve listened to the whole album, so I’m not basing everything on one terrible song. Now, lets take a little sample of one of their songs, titled “Na Na Na”.
‘We’re like na na na
Then we’re like yeah yeah yeah
Always like na na na
Then we’re like yeah yeah yeah’
Someone, please tell me what the fuck going na na na means? Because I honestly don’t fucking know. Their music is the bubble gum pop that will get stuck in your head and drive you insane.
Now, lets go one by one.
Louis - He is one of the most annoying human beings on planet Earth. Besides the fact that he isn’t funny in any way, he can’t even fucking sing, he is so fucking rude to bandmates and fans, and he’s fucking hideous! Okay, that last reason isn’t a legit reason to hate someone, but if you’re gonna be an asshole, at least be somewhat attractive! He isn’t appreciative for what he has. I’d fucking LOVE to have fans, people that love and support me, have money and an actual career, and if I were famous, I’d give everything for my fans! But, you know what he does? Nothing. He treats his fans like shit and gets away with it. Why? I don’t think I’ll ever know.
Niall - I feel like he tries too hard. He was adorable before he started wearing the snapbacks and muscle shirt things. Now, he’s trying to become a mix of Harry and Zayn or something. I don’t know, I just don’t like what he’s become.
Harry - He needs to stop fucking every fit fan he sees before his dick explodes.
Zayn- I think he actually has a shred of talent, but he is so egotistical. Him having a big ego makes him an ugly person, inside and out.
Liam- I honestly don’t have anything against him. He can actually fucking sing, he isn’t mean or rude to fans, and he seems like a nice person. But of course, I don’t know for sure. Until I hear dirt about Liam, he’s on my nice guy list.
Them in General
One Direction is a manufactured boy band. They entered individually for the X-Factor, and didn’t make it through. Then, they put 5 boys that don’t know each other into a band that has mediocre to no talent. They still didn’t make it through, then Simon Cowell had the amazing idea of giving them another chance, even though they failed twice. They will probably only put out 3 to 4 albums, then completely die out after 3-5 years. In the end, they will be forgotten.
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