My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
zoruazorua: I hate when people, especially family, assume im super smart because i read a lot. Like yeah you see me reading all the time but that doesn’t mean you can come up to me and expect me to know like everything about WWI and how the government works and what the fucking weather is going to be like. I fucking read books about dragons and magic and shit so please go away.
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Anonymous asked: Louis is amazing. I feel sorry for you.x
mixedbyziggy: rescue three white women who have been missing for a decade, and a baby become a national hero pull and even bosser move and tell the fbi to give the reward money to the victims media decides to dig into your past, and bring up your criminal record. wonderful time to be black in america.
pizza: when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
hungarian: we were all so ugly in middle school but didn’t even know. puberty is magical
epic-humor: iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
Responsibility Picking a career Thinking about the future
vaginastew: nothing makes white ppl happier than being able to say nigger online without consequences
niggermom: im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
the-sonic-url: rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
1atula: 1atula: 1atula: guys im going to cr y my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla my parents got me the license plate icarla i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT GUYS
theyellowbrickroad: the scariest thing ever is when youre with a friend and they ask you to pretend to be your mom on the phone to their parent so you guys can sneak out like ive had to pretend to be my mom or somebody elses mom on the phone several times and i sound sO young in general it gives me so much anxiety holy shit
googlyeyedpyro: today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook
galifianafuck: i am a: female willing to give that toot toot looking for a: boy that will give me that beep beep
dadscar: girl ??? with sHORT HAIR ? ?? ? lesbian. girl is lesbian. does not like males . . girl have 2 have long hair 2 be straight. it is rule
awkward-tree-swaying-in-the-wind: lordoftheinternet: i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i’m like i am very jealous and resent this situation but i respect her decisions as an individual
deathbycas: things we need on tumblr a notification when someone responds to an ask no post limit a ‘sent’ folder urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted things we dont need on tumblr every update tumblr has ever made ever
shsl-chef: hanamurateruteru: Whats the Ulimate Meme
egberts: revputty: have you ever sneezed so hard that you forgot who you were